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January 2012

i can’t seem to get myself up off the couch to go out and be sociable. and it’s not even that social — just some friends, a bonfire and then a balldrop in Pawnee.

i know it’ll be fine but man, i just. i really do not like NYE. it’s like every reminder of how much i have not accomplished in the past year and how i’m still very much alone. i can’t think of a single happy NYE i’ve had since i was really young and it was a huge family event.

i think my biggest wish for 2012 is to stop being so insignificant. both to myself and other people. my second biggest wish is to get over this writer’s block and knock out an awesome book.

Dec 31, 2011
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#harry potter #severus snape #albus dumbledore #McGonagall #hagrid #happy new year #2012 #animation #gif #posting early because a good percent of the world has moved on already. :P
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#always reblog

December 2011

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breakthecitysky replied to your post: You must have mad amounts of swagger. Ben Schwartz once applied for a job at MTV and didn’t get it. (This was after he bluffed his way into MTV headquarters and accidentally ended up in the president of MTV’s office.)

While I haven’t seen you in your work setting, Amygurl, hells yeah you’ve got swagger.

oh sweetheart — you are so lovely, esp in that you have tons of swagger! i never see myself as a swagger-girl. i’m just a big damn geeky chick ;)

Dec 31, 2011
#breakthecitysky
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You must have mad amounts of swagger. Ben Schwartz once applied for a job at MTV and didn't get it. (This was after he bluffed his way into MTV headquarters and accidentally ended up in the president of MTV's office.)

lmfao. oh, that is hilarious. i had not heard that, and the image of him in judy mcgrath’s office is fantastic. thank you for telling me! I am sadly so very much lacking in the swagger. I probably have some which has been built up over the years - I just know a lot of people and I know how to get shit done, and done well and fast. I guess I’d have to ask people if I have swagger. Most would just say that I have candy and a really loud laugh - both of which are true. There’s a black jack-o-lantern of candy on my desk at all times and apparently you can hear my laugh down the hall ;)

Dec 31, 2011
when I finally have sex

judygrimes:

some guy: now I know you’re a virgin so you probably don’t know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this

reblogging for judygrimes’ tags:

+ except for the fact that some fic writers seem to have only a vague grasp of the intricacies of sex

+ sometimes kink fic is unintentionally hilarious

because. yes. sometimes i read fic and i’m all “BUT IT DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY!”

and also? i should probably not admit this — but i learned SO MUCH about gay sex from fic, one fandom in particular. (AND i have a gay best friend who always talks about sex.) there were so many more options than i realized!

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#judygrimes

hrm. have about an hour left on the “homeland” finale.

do i get another drink? (am already a bit tupsy.)

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diaphenia replied to your post: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs.

I was a philosophy minor in college! It… didn’t help me in the job market

oh! it didn’t help me either. it taught me how to bullshit and write pages upon pages on things i didn’t understand. the one place in my life that i’ve had luck is with my jobs. i’ve had some great ones and i’ve always been given way more responsibility than i should have been if one was just looking at my resume.

i applied at MTV after checking out mtv.com in hopes for more sifl & olly stuff in 1998. the initial job was very similar to the first real one i had out of college. (not counting my “hiding from the real world” post-grad job as a shift supervisor at starbucks.) 

when it comes to jobs and such, i’ll always tell people to get involved in things that interest them in college (i was an editor in many capacities at my college mag) and when they get “real” jobs to take on whatever is asked of you (within reason). it’s amazing how many new people you’ll meet and things you’ll learn if you just say yes.

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#diaphenia
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#ben wyatt #adam scott #wow - just wow #awesome #Illustration #art
when I finally have sex
  • some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
  • me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Dec 30, 2011130,976 notes
#i wish i had fanfic back then! #oh the things i would have done much earlier
Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs.

Oh yay! I love these things and no one ever asks me. I’m utterly fascinated by learning about people and seeing the things they pick to share about themselves.

1.     People always ask if I studied production in college because I work for MTV. Nope, I have an incredibly lucrative degree – joint major in Philosophy and Spanish, minor in Russian. I’m out of practice and can barely speak either language now, except when I’m drunk and I’m not overthinking it.

2.     I’m currently working on a Joss Whedon biography that was to come out in 2012. It might be delayed. It has been both an amazing and nervous breakdown experience.

3.     When trying to explain PopGurls to people – I’ll often say, “Do you watch Project Runway? Do you remember the first season reunion show…” Because that interview that Jay called Vanessa out on? That was with us.

4.     I fractured my foot doing a cartwheel. It was a perfect storm of pride, wet grass, crappy Payless shoes and utter darkness. I had surgery 2 years later and it still bothers me.

5.     I’ve had my passport confiscated by the KGB in high school.

6.     I spent so, so, so many years obsessing over how fat and ugly I felt I was. What therapy and thousands of long, drawn-out conversations with friends, even more spent in my own head couldn’t fix – performing burlesque did. Well, maybe not fix, but certainly helped a lot. (I still think I’m fat and ugly most of the time.)

7.     I have 5 tattoos – three of which involve text. One is from an old English poesy ring (“Many are thee starrs I see, yet in my eye no starr like thee”), one is a lyric from The Weakerthans (“i know you’re strong”) and one is from Doctor Who (“one shining moment”).

8.     I still can’t discuss Donna Noble to this day without getting teary and all choked up. I just relate to her so, so much in her way of wanting to be important and special and just… not managing to do it. And then she was, and she was robbed of that knowledge. I know how badly I want to do things of importance and inspire people and the idea of accomplishing it and then having that knowledge taken away breaks my heart to an immeasurable degree.

9.     I think that’s why I reach out to people when I like their work – especially their writing – because I want to put a big spotlight on people I think are awesome.

10.  It frustrates me that there’s no way to express being in love with someone as a friend. You can “love” them but “in love” seems to be reserved for romantic love. That’s just dumb. There are so many friends of mine that I am passionately in love with – so much more than just “love” – and I have no desire to make sexy timez with them.

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#plasticcastlesandbelljars #10 things #personal
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#ben wyatt #inspector spacetime #Inspector Spacetime Confessions #parks and rec

scullyseviltwin:

amypop replied to your post: If I were a television exec, I would turn Poe’s “The Masque of the Red Death” into an amazing miniseries.

Yeah, we totes need to get married eventually because that’s my favorite Poe story. Also, I have wrists so I can POUR ALL THE DRINKS.

THAT SETTLES IT! Where are we registering? Pottery Barn? POTTERY BARN!?

YES! and The Container Store, please. I’m a total Container Store junkie. Also, let’s be honest, we need to ask for several external hard drives to store all our British TV. We should TOTES have at least one honeymoon in the UK. AND we’ll fly there on Virgin First Class which I did once and it was AMAZING. MASSAGES ON THE PLANE.

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#scullyseviltwin
thefrogman.me: Missing Logic → thefrogman.me

thefrogman:

I’ve been sitting here for the last few hours trying to decide what exactly I want to say. I love tumblr. It has changed my life and I couldn’t be more thankful to those who created it and those who maintain it.

But today I am disappointed. Hypocrisy was afoot and I didn’t like it. Tumblr has been very adamant in their objection to SOPA legislation. The entire reason that this censorship act has a chance of passing is because lobbyists and congressman used fear mongering and scare tactics. They warned those with little knowledge and a great deal of power that terrible things could happen if the internet is allowed to continue as it is. They put forth worst case scenarios and hypothetical situations that have little to no basis in reality in order to achieve their agenda. 

YOU COULD LOSE DATA. I have not once lost data due to Missing e. Is there any evidence of this that can be provided? What kind of data was lost? A post or two? I’ve lost a queue full of 40 items before Missing e was even created. 

YOU COULD LOSE PRIVACY. Every bit of the Missing e source code is published. You are free to analyze every single line of it. It does not request any of your private information. 

PERFORMANCE DEGRADATION. I’m willing to bet that any data showing a loss in performance would be measured in seconds and maybe even milliseconds. However, the time I save using the productivity features included with Missing e would more than make up for any performance loss it may or may not cause. 

SUPPORT. I agree this issue is a legitimate concern for tumblr. Inexperienced users who cannot tell when their issue is tumblr related or Missing e related, probably write into tumblr support asking for help. I do not think tumblr should have to take on the burden of sorting through these types of support questions. However, I do think that there is a better solution than scaring tumblr users into not using Missing e. I’m also willing to bet that their support team got many, many angry emails about this popup that appeared on our screens. If their objective was to get less Missing e related messages, I have a feeling it seriously backfired. 

I have no desire to be at odds with the tumblr staff. But I also want to be supportive of my friend Jeremy. His only intention was to make our tumblr experience better and I think he has done an admirable job.

I’m willing to bet that a few hundred thousand people agreed to give up their support privileges. I am one of those people. I don’t think it was fair to ask that of me. I feel if tumblr had spent their time finding a way to work with the existence of Missing e instead of trying to destroy it, they would have solved any legitimate issues it has caused them. 

I’ll end with this. If you go to the blogging section of the Chrome Webstore, Missing e is prominently featured above the fold.

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It is not just one of the most popular tumblr extensions. It is one of the most popular extensions out of ALL extensions.

Currently showing 258,408 users, it is reviewed with 5 solid stars. 

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The Bible got 4½.

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Seemed like a good idea...: Tumblr Should Have Taken A Lesson From Hermione Granger → cutlerish.tumblr.com

bronzedragon:

To paraphrase Hermione on Umbridge in OotP: “Oh Harry, don’t you see? If Tumblr could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person on Tumblr will find out about missing e, it was banning it!” 

Seriously, I’ve seen at least 4 or 5 “What is missing e anyway?” and “I didn’t know it existed but it sounds really cool so I just installed it!” posts. 

I mean, if they wanted to get the news out that there’s a nifty extension called missing e that’s providing features they don’t, they couldn’t have done a better job (unless they’d enabled a pop-up for everyone that said “Don’t install missing e!” but that’s another thing entirely.) 

DUDE! MISSING E IS THE QUIBBLER!

Dec 30, 2011118 notes
#missing-e #dolores umbridge #The Quibbler

I have 2 episodes left of “Homeland,” which I’ve been mainlining for the past 14 hours. (With breaks for sleep, random CSI repeats on USA, Friends repeats on TBS and a quick jaunt to Target) This show is brilliant and amazing. Just. Wow.

(Cypanache! Come home so we can discuss!)

Also, thanks to scullyseviltwin, I now have a ruby red grapefruit vodka screwdriver next to me. In case you were wondering, the markings on Starbucks iced treinta cups come in very handy for making mixed drinks.

Dec 30, 201111 notes
#cypanache #scullyseviltwin #homeland #drinking
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#rick perry
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