
“I wouldn’t buy her the “dolly” movie for Christmas.”
Submitted By: Dede B.
Location: Washington, United States
HEARTS IN MY EYES FOR RIANNA!
A most wonderful present arrived this morning — lokiloo sent a wolf made from very questionable and somewhat homoerotic “teen wolf” fabric that she found. She is the most lovely and fabulous and he (who has yet to be named) has brought much joy to my office as many have come by to admire and giggle.
After a proper photoshoot, he has joined forces with Li’l Sebastian to oversee all the goings-on with the candy pumpkin. This is a very, very important job, I promise you. Mr. Wolf looks a little concerned but I have no question that he will be perfect for the job.

“OK, it’s totally nerdy, but it’s been a dream my whole life to be a voice on The Simpsons.”

yep, this sums it up perfectly.
(Source: interwebs)
oh fun. the intense eye twitch is back.
i’m putting this here to make me feel better.

It helps a little.
"The best Star Trek movie is Galaxy Quest. "
Kumail Nanjiani (via life-itself-is-a-quotation)
“Galaxy Quest” is up there with “The Fifth Element” and “Die Hard” in my top movies I will always, always stop scrolling to watch.

"If one of the parties is shameless, the other party cannot afford to be spineless. "
He was an environmental advocate, an enemy of the tobacco and alcohol industries, one of the last of the old guard who knew how to get things done.
When a sitting senator dies, they drape his desk on the Senate floor in black, and adorn it with flowers It’s not a sight you ever forget, a stark and powerful tribute to a voice fallen silent.
Rest in Peace. (via breakthecitysky)
used peter’s computer to look for a mattress on craigslist today
simultaneously realized that i have no idea how i’m getting internet connection in the burnt out shell of my family’s home that’s located in the middle of the woods with what appears to be no phone or cable lines in sight
didn’t find a mattress either
