Anonymous asked: deets on Nick Offerman at ASSSSCAT please. Heard he was shirtless, and blond as I can see.
ha! yes! he was shirtless.
it was kind of crazy because Poehler and Besser came out first, and then she introduced a TON of people — and then said the monologist was from Parks and Rec and I was racking my brain to figure out who. Then she announced Nick Offerman and the audience went WILD.
Nick came out shirtless, his shirt hanging out of his back pocket, drinking a beer. He strutted back and forth on the stage, showing off his muscles and tattoos. (someone mentioned a Game of Thrones reference, but i haven’t seen the show.) Then he put his shirt back on. le sigh.
Most of his stories were about ridiculous stoner antics with friends when he was young — one, though, was about going to Megan’s hometown and her friends, which was rather lovely.