mtv lifer writing a Joss Whedon biography to come out in 2013. i watch a lot of television. a lot. and i talk about fandom and television in general lot. After all, it is canon that Sweetums makes condoms…
(maybe in old-people candy flavors? Wintergreen, praline…let’s see, what other candy flavors do old people like? Chocolate-covered cherry, which has the additional advantage of sounding dirty)
Ethel should be the spokesperson for Sweetums Condom’s new “Hard Candy” line.
