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Report: Snowy owls shot at NY airport to protect planes
The Port Authority of New York & New Jersey has ordered wildlife specialists at area airports to shoot snowy owls, a source tells NBC New York.
At least three birds have been killed, a Port Authority source tells the New York Daily News, which first reported the story.

breakingnews:

Report: Snowy owls shot at NY airport to protect planes

The Port Authority of New York & New Jersey has ordered wildlife specialists at area airports to shoot snowy owls, a source tells NBC New York.

At least three birds have been killed, a Port Authority source tells the New York Daily News, which first reported the story.

View HD • Posted Monday Dec 9 10am  407 notes

 
 

okcgoldmine:

via baphometbrains. if a girl doesnt like it in the butt, shes clearly a close-minded conservative, and it is best to avoid those types of ignorant people altogether.

okcgoldmine:

via baphometbrains. if a girl doesnt like it in the butt, shes clearly a close-minded conservative, and it is best to avoid those types of ignorant people altogether.

• Posted Friday May 17 1pm  479 notes

 
 

stillscape:

Ugghhhhhh the “Relationship Rules” facebook page now has a sister page, “Lady Rules

  • “Be happy. Someone could be falling for your smile.” ALWAYS SMILE DAMMIT
  • “Don’t just expect to find love, wait and it will come.” But…if I’m sitting around waiting for love to come, doesn’t that mean I’m expecting to find it—or, more accurately, expecting it to find me? Sitting around passively waiting for love means you are Bella Swan. Don’t be Bella Swan. No one should aspire to that.
  • “Beauty gets the attention, but personality gets the heart” and “You’re beautiful in every single way.” So my personality is beautiful too? Awesome. I guess I’ll just smile a lot and wait for love to come. 
  • “Skirts should be like good tumblr posts; long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting.” No comment! No, I do have a comment. That isn’t how semicolons work. 
  • “Don’t wait for Prince Charming to come and save you. Remember, being independent is more attractive to men.” AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT OR NOT?!
  • “Chew like you have a secret.” I…really don’t have a comment for that.

If I’m supposed to chew like I have a secret, do I spit like something is on fire? Lick like I’m being locked up? Swallow like I’m being tortured? 

Tuesday Jan 22 4pm  20 notes

 
 

So You Want to Be a Nanny...

Are you looking for a job as a Nanny in Queens?

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- Inhalants
- Ritalin
- Percocet
- Adderall
- Vicodin
- OTC
- Cough meds
- Tylox
- OxyContin
- Mushrooms
- Meth
- LSD
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- Ecstasy
- Heroin

Plus 63 more questions!

judygrimes, whatschutney — you can fill this out in lieu of your current pressing applications.

(Source: Gawker)

Posted Wednesday Jan 9 8pm  1 note

 
 

I was all set to get this from BustedTees — order filled out and everything, and then I realized that the shipping was 7 dollars. For a T-shirt. I lose everything I saved with the coupon code for shipping. I don’t understand — it’s a T-SHIRT. And that’s 6-10 days with no tracking. 
(USPS royally fucked me this holiday so I don’t trust anything without tracking.)
So, to track it, I need to pay 9.99? 
That’s just ridiculous to me. Isn’t shipping a fairly standard cost — most places have a flat rate to ship, and it isn’t 7-11 dollars for a shirt. 
I went poking around — Threadless is 4.99. TeeFury is 2.75. Ript is 2.95. Snorg is 4.99. Redbubble and their ridiculously overpriced T-shirts is only 5.91. 

I adore Amy Poehler and Tina Fey and love the T-shirt, but not enough to pay an additional 50% just to ship it to my house. Bah, BustedTees. Bah.

I was all set to get this from BustedTees — order filled out and everything, and then I realized that the shipping was 7 dollars. For a T-shirt. I lose everything I saved with the coupon code for shipping. I don’t understand — it’s a T-SHIRT. And that’s 6-10 days with no tracking. 

(USPS royally fucked me this holiday so I don’t trust anything without tracking.)

So, to track it, I need to pay 9.99? 

That’s just ridiculous to me. Isn’t shipping a fairly standard cost — most places have a flat rate to ship, and it isn’t 7-11 dollars for a shirt. 

I went poking around — Threadless is 4.99. TeeFury is 2.75. Ript is 2.95. Snorg is 4.99. Redbubble and their ridiculously overpriced T-shirts is only 5.91. 

I adore Amy Poehler and Tina Fey and love the T-shirt, but not enough to pay an additional 50% just to ship it to my house. Bah, BustedTees. Bah.

• Posted Tuesday Jan 8 4pm  5 notes

 
 

this might be one of the most ridiculous things i've ever stumbled across

It’s a numerology book on Amy Poehler.

I’m a wee bit tempted to buy it for .99, but that would mean less money for more mini pumpkin pies. 

But, seriously, how can you NOT want it when you read the author’s biography:

Ed Peterson fasted (no food, only water) twice for 20 days in 1995, and that is also when he read the book Numerology and the Divine Triangle by Faith Javane and Dusty Bunker. He has been doing numerology every day since then.


Posted Saturday Dec 8 11pm  4 notes

 
 

"New York Times: Officer Held in Plot to Cook Women and Eat Them"

ratsinthekitchen:

katelucia:

supcakes:

HEY GUYS, THE POLICE WANT TO EAT US!! ISN’T THAT SUPER COOL???

What in the hell…

Posted Thursday Oct 25 3pm  16 notes

 
 

stillscape asked: That sexy fruit costume made me laugh hysterically, from the sheer absurdity of it. Then I got angry because it's a thing that exists. Then I laughed again. I think I'll be a can of seductive turkey chili this year.

I KNOW! i honestly didn’t think it was real at first. because the dresses were kind of cute, but then all i could think was “WTF? WHO THINKS OF FRUIT WEDGES AS SEXY, OR EVEN A COSTUME?”

i would like to see sexy avocados, sexy artichokes, sexy parsley garnish.

i’ve been avoiding dressing for halloween for a while, but i like your seductive turkey chili idea. are you going as a can or a bowl? 

Friday Oct 19 9pm  3 notes

 
 

Sexy Fruit? Is that a thing? Like Sexy Turkey Chili?

popgurlie:

Do I need a sexy hat and fingerless gloves? 

No thank you. I’d rather be an eggplant, like Ann Perkins.

Thursday Oct 18 2pm  19 notes

 
 

Watch

barelysuppressedfirth:

northwangerabbey:

deadhookerspookyslam:

gonna reblog this once a week at the very least

OMG I AM SCREAMING I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

omg rachel, it’s that time of year!

i have NO idea what this is, but I can’t stop watching it. I’m equally disturbed and amused.

(Source: conquerorwurm, via ohlittlerachel)

Posted Tuesday Oct 2 10am  57,614 notes with

 
 
 
 
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